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Razor Badger Brush
By admin | May 28, 2010
Razor Badger Brush
Stooge, the Barbarian of Seville ? (preemptive strike)?
straight razor in hand
blade honed to a breath
gleaming in the sunlight,
beady, darting eyes,
pencil thin legs straining
and spandex-blessed,
pillbox hat
Oakleys wasted on face
with no nose to hold them up...
organ awaits grinding
only quest left is to shave
a Salty dog..
challenge declined with a bark...
what is next ?
left coast teeming with fur...
beavers flash buck tooth smile,
mission accomplished...
badger brush at ready
dizzy with excitement and
soap bubbles
soap brush a shuttle
in Stooge's hand
hypnotic motion of the hand,
razor hangs in the air
suspense mounts,
Beaver about to be bared...
alarm clock din drowns the dream...
From above
Death came hurrying with the wind
Turning sharply here and there
Like a madman chasing nothing
But still remains this freightening truth
he was out to shave the Stoogie Feat
but alas! Stoogie gives no damn
He was out to wreak harvock
But Now i pronounce-
You two must fire bullets! NOT water
No not water
So that we will all lay dead
Dead! we will all lay dead
Stoogie and Death came and went
But for a long long time
No T.V for me to watch again!!
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